The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Tue, 12 Nov 1996 14:45:01 +0000
Hiya Loonies... Here's another short one... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Passeger: Shouldn't you stop for a red light? You'll get a fine. Driver: No, my brother does this all the time: he's never fined. (They drive past the next red light.) Driver: My brother does it all the time. (Then a green light turns up. This time, the driver stops.) Passager: Why stop before a green light? Driver: My brother might be coming from the other side.