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Sun, 17 Nov 1996 19:36:07 +0000
Hiya Loonies...
Here's another of those strange ones...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A guy on a date parks his car and gets the girl in the back seat. They
make love, but the girl wants it again and the guy complies. She wants
more and they do it again.
She still wants more and the guy says: "Excuse me a minute, I have to
relieve myself."
While out of the car he notices a man half a block away changing a flat.
He asks the man: "Look, I've got this gal in my car and I've given it to
her four or five times and she still wants more. I'll change your flat
if you'll take over for me."
So that's what the man does and he is just getting in the high numbers
when a cop knocks on the window and shines a light on them.
The cop asks: "What are you doing in there?"
The guy says: "I'm making love to my wife."
The cop asks: "Why don't you do that at home?"
The guy answers: "To tell you the truth, I didn't know it was my wife
until you shined the light on her."