The Loony Bin
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Tue, 19 Nov 1996 01:04:29 +0000
Hiya All... Here are some rules allegedly sent... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- This was a fax apparently sent to the University Arms Hotel Cambridge: To: All Company Personnel From: Company Safety Officer Date: 01/04/89 RE: Media Coverage of AIDS Following recent Government Guidlines the Management felt it prudent to advise their official standing on this matter. It will be now your resposibility to ensure that all staff in your sections DO NOT SHARE NEEDLES. All internal mail can only be licked by Registed Blood Donors who have not changed partners for the last four years. This is obviously designed to reduce the risk of spreading the virus throughout the company. Any person sharing a cup or telephone will have to wear a condom. All toilet seats are to be burnt after use. Any person caught sitting in another person's chair, not wearing a condom will be severely reprimanded. Should any of the staff require medical attention, it is imperative the person adminsitrating the treatment uses a condom. All ignorant persons are to be encouraged to seek employment elsewhere. In the unlikely event of any person dying on the premises, you should arrange for a forklift truck to remove the corpse to the Account's Department, where it is expected that the incident will be not noticed until pay day.