The Loony Bin
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Fri, 22 Nov 1996 13:54:59 +0000
Hiya Loonies...
Has anyone ever written you a letter of recommendation...???...do you
know what it really said about you...???...read on and find out...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION
To Whom It May Concern:
While working with Mr. Xxxxxx, I have always found him
working studiously and sincerely at his table without
idling or gossiping with colleagues in the office. He seldom
wastes his time on useless things. Given a job, he always
finishes the given assignment in time. He is always
deeply engrossed in his official work, and can never be
found chitchatting in the canteen. He has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishment and profound
knowledge of his field. I think he can easily be
classed as outstanding, and should on no account be
dispensed with. I strongly feel that Mr. Xxxxxx should be
pushed to accept promotion, and a proposal to administration be
sent away as soon as possible.
Sd/-
Branch Manager
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A second note following the report:
XXXXXX WAS PRESENT WHEN I WAS WRITING THE REPORT
MAILED TO YOU TODAY. KINDLY READ ONLY THE ALTERNATIVE
LINES 1,3,5,7,... FOR MY TRUE ASSESSMENT OF HIM.
REGARDS,
Sd/-
Branch Manager