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Tue, 26 Nov 1996 00:35:38 +0000
Hiya People...
Here are some real-life reports on military folks...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports). The form
used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The
following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206's"....
- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
- I would not breed from this Officer.
- This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
definitely won't-be.
- When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change
whichever foot was previously in there.
- He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire
satisfaction.
- He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
- Technically sound, but socially impossible.
- This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning
around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.
- This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
- When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny;
since then he has aged considerably.
- This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from
port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
- Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to
dig.
- She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them.
- He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
- This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.
- In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250
feet.
- The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.
- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat
in a trap.
- This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.