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The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Fri, 29 Nov 1996 14:34:54 +0000


Hi People...

Here's another one from Chuckie...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off
her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. 

"How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. 

"Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never
takes off his  Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she
takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. 

"How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. 

"Oh, my  boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never
takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she
takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. 

"Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. 

"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"