The Loony Bin
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Fri, 29 Nov 1996 14:37:18 +0000
Hiya Folks...
Here's a deathbed question...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and
four children. Three of the children are tall, good-looking and
athletic; but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child
really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive
you if--"
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no
question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
The man then dies, happy.
The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the
other three."