Fertilizer Club...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 1 Dec 1996 01:37:45 +0000


Hiya People..

Here's an opportunity which may interest you...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


                      THE FERTILIZER CLUB
        (from the files of Cheryl Rogers - smiles@bapp.com)

This is being sent to you for we know that you are critically interested
in your lawn.  This is a fertilizer club, it will not cost you a cent to
join.

Upon receipt of this letter, go to the first house on the top of the
list and poop on the lawn.  You will not be the only one there so don't
be embarrassed.

Then make five (5) copies of this letter, leaving out the first name on
the list and adding your own to the bottom.  Send these five copies to
five of your friends who appreciate a good lawn. You will not get any
money or checks.  But within one week if this chain is not broken, there
will be 9,125 people pooping on your lawn.

Your reward will come next summer when your lawn will be the greenest
lawn in the neighborhood.

                Mrs. Harry Butt
                236 Corn Cob Lane

                Mrs. Lucy Bowels
                29 Bedpan Lane

                Mrs. Smel E. B. Hind
                234 Dia Rea Way

                Mrs. C Howie Pharts
                276 Fertilizer Parkway

                Mr Orval Crap
                346 Enema Dr

                Mr. C. Bigger Movements
                U 2 Rectum Road

                Mrs. Took A Leak
                765 Running Loose Lane

Very Truly Yours,
Your Friendly Neighbor

P.S.  If you are constipated pass this along to your neighbor.
    Do not break this chain. One man didn't give a poop and he lost
    his entire lawn.  Don't let this happen to you!