The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Sun, 15 Dec 1996 18:19:06 +0000
Hiya People... Here's one from Shelley that she describes as 'sooooo bad'... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- In an isolated mountain glen, there was a Franciscan friary. Two of the monks had the gift of green thumbs. Unfortunately, one of their prize creations turned out to be a giant man-eating plant. The local villagers were upset after one of the townspeople disappeared, but totally in up in arms when the plant ate a second townsman in broad daylight. The villagers enlisted the aid of Hugh, the village idiot and strongman. Hugh threw the gardening monks off the mountain, and destroyed the plant. Even now, he sits on the mountain, guarding against the monks' return. The appreciative villagers praise him, saying: "Remember, only Hugh can prevent florist friars."