Christmas Jokes...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 22 Dec 1996 22:01:06 +0000


Hiya All...

Here are some Christmas jokes for you...that you probably won't find in
any cracker...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?

Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to
play with them.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children ?

Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the
chimney.

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on 
Christmas Eve?

They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

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Why do birds fly south for the winter ?

Because it's to far to walk.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?

Snowballs.

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block. 

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