The Loony Bin
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Sun, 22 Dec 1996 22:01:06 +0000
Hiya All...
Here are some Christmas jokes for you...that you probably won't find in
any cracker...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to
play with them.
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Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the
chimney.
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.
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What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on
Christmas Eve?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
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Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
Because it's to far to walk.
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What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?
Snowballs.
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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
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