The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Sun, 22 Dec 1996 22:01:06 +0000
Hiya All... Here are some Christmas jokes for you...that you probably won't find in any cracker... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ? Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why doesn't Santa have any children ? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ? They both have ornamental balls. -------------------------------------------------------------------- What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve? They go into town, and blow a few bucks. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do birds fly south for the winter ? Because it's to far to walk. -------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ? Snowballs. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ? Because the snowblower was coming down the block. ---------------------------------------------------------------------