The Loony Bin
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Sun, 22 Dec 1996 22:02:52 +0000
Hiya Loonies...
Sometimes the only thing you can do is have faith...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
THE BEAR AND THE PASTOR
It seems a pastor from Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear
hunting in the mountains.
As he turned the corner along the path, he and a bear collided.
The pastor stumbled backwards, slipped off the trail, and began tumbling
down the mountain -- with the bear in hot pursuit.
Finally the pastor crashed into a boulder, sending his rifle flying in
one direction and breaking both his legs.
As the bear closed in, the pastor cried out in desperation, "Lord, I'm
sorry for what I have done. Please forgive me and save me! Lord,
please make that bear a Christian."
Suddenly the bear skidded to a halt at the pastor's feet, fell to its
knees, clasped its paws together and said, "God, bless this food which I
am about to eat."