The Loony Bin ( )
Wed, 1 Jan 1997 20:15:06 +0000

Hiya People...

Here's one for the hockey fans...from Alan...

Wishes & Dreams...


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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Two boys are playing hockey in the park rink when one of them is 
attacked by a rottweiler. Thinking quickly, his friend rips a plank of
wood from a fence, forces it into the dog's collar and twists it,
breaking the dog's neck.
All the while a newspaper reporter who was taking a stroll through the 
park is watching. He rushes over, introduces himself and takes out his
pad and pencil to start his story for the next edition. 

He writes "Vancouver Canucks fan saves friend from vicious animal." 

The boy interrupts: "But I'm not a Canucks fan." 

The reporter starts again: "Montreal Canadiens fan rescues friend from
horrific attack." 

The boy interrupts again: "I'm not an Habs fan either." 

The reporter asks: "Who do you support then?" 

"Toronto", replies the boy. 

So the reporter starts again: "Leafs bastard kills family pet."
Colin Stein -- Editorial Coordinator 
Orca Bay Sports & Entertainment