Pick-up Lines...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 1 Jan 1997 20:15:42 +0000

Hiya Loonies...

Here are some tasteless pick-up lines from Alan...

Wishes & Dreams...


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    Top 50 Worst Pick-Up Lines
50. "Do you want to see something swell?"
49. "Baby, you're a sex crime waiting to happen."
48. "You know what would look good on you?  Me."
47. "My name's _____.  That's so you know what to scream."
46. "Gee, I didn't know angels flew so low."
45. "Are you ok??  'Cause that fall from heaven looked like it hurt."
44. "Are you tired?  'Cause you've been running through my head all 
43. "Do you fuck on a first date?  No?  Well, see you tomorrow then."
42. "Say, didn't we go to different schools together?"
41. "Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about 
     the first thing that pops up?"
40. "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?" 
39. "My face is leaving in 10 minutes.  Be on it."
38. "You dont sweat much for a fat chick."
37. "Do you know the difference between having a beer and having sex?
     No?  Well, let's go back to my place for a beer."
36. "Can I borrow a quarter?  I want to call your mother and thank her."
35. "Would be my love buffet?  So I could lay you out on the table and
     take what I want?"
34. "Let's go back to my place and do all the things I will tell
     everyone we did anyway."
33. "Someone call heaven and tell them one of their angels is loose." 
32. "Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?"
31. "I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without 
     mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent."
30. "Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck?  Hey!  What's wrong, 
     don't you like pizza?
29. "Here, let me clean you off a place to sit."  Make a big display 
     of wiping off your mouth with your hands.
28. "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
27. Grab her butt and say, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"
26. "I like every muscle in your body, especially mine."
25. When she asks for a match: "How about the hair on my head and the 
     hair between your legs?"
24. "How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet      
23. Call and whistle "Lucky, here boy."  When she asks what you are 
     doing: "I'm trying to get Lucky.  Want to help?"
22. "Hey baby, what's your sign?  Mine's 'Slippery When Wet.'"
21. "I'm new in town.  Could you give me the directions to your 
20. "You look like the type of girl that has heard every line in the 
     book. So what's one more?"
19. "Excuse me.  Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?"
18. "Do you wash your clothes with Windex?  Cause I can see myself in
     your pants."
17. When she asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
     You: "Do you have the energy?"
16. "You've got the nicest set of teeth that I've ever come across." 
15. "I think I'm falling in love with you.  Now do you want to fuck?"
14. "The word of the day is legs, so let's go back to my place and 
     spread the word."
13. "Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?" 
12. "Sex is a killer...want to die happy?"
11. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together." 
10. "Should I call you in the morning, or nudge you?"
9.  "Do you have any Italian in you?  No?  Would you like some?"
8.  "Was your father a thief?  'Cause someone stole the stars from the 
     sky and put them in your eyes."
7.  "Look at the tag in her shirt and say: "I want to see if you were 
     really made in heaven."
6.  "How do you like your eggs in the morning?  Fried, scrambled, or
5.  "If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against    
4.  "I forgot your name, can I just call you mine?"
3.  "Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by 
     you again?"
2.  "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?" 
1.  "Nice shoes...  wanna fuck?"