The Loony Bin
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Sun, 5 Jan 1997 05:35:25 +0000
Hiya Folks...
Here's a story of firing and breakdown in communications...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either
Jack or Jill...
He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the next
morning.
Well, both employees came to work very early.
Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee
break.
Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break.
Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break.
Strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both
ate at their desks.
Then the manager thought he'd wait & see who would leave work the
earliest, and both employees stayed after closing.
Jill finally went to the coat rack & the manager went up to her & said:
"Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or
Jack off."
Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus."