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Wed, 8 Jan 1997 14:43:46 +0000

Hiya Folks...

Here's a group of students getting into trouble for taking direct

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Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories
during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he
started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest.

The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the
following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture,
he began.

"They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France."

The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door.

"Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile, "the next plane
doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon."