Brains...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 8 Jan 1997 14:44:07 +0000


Hiya Loonies...

Here are a whole host of brain jokes...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Student :  I hear that fish is brain food.
Roommate: Yeah, I eat it all the time.
Student :  Well, there goes another theory.

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"How long can a person live without brains?"
"I don't know.  How old are you?"

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Father : Don't you think our son gets all his brains from me?
Mother : Probably.  I still have all mine.

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Don : She's a bright girl...she has brains enough for two.
Art : Then she's just the girl for you.

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A guy goes to an interview. 

He is asked "Where would you like to be in our organization?" 

The candidate replied "In the interview board". 

The interviewer says "Are you mad?". 

The candidate asks "Is it one of the prerequisites?"

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My lawyer is so great a guy that once when he handled a case he confused
everybody so much that the judge got arrested.

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The moment a man entered his office his boss asked

"Do you believe in re-birth".

The man answers "Yes"

The boss says "Then its okay because your grandfather came here after
you took the afternoon off and left for his funeral"