The Loony Bin
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Wed, 22 Jan 1997 15:16:53 +0000
Hiya Loonies... Here are a variety of tales on people's skills and qualifications... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- QUALIFICATIONS Mr. Mack, personnel manager of Comfort Furniture Company, interviewing a prospective salesman finished up by saying, "What we're looking for is a man of vision...a man with drive, determination, and courage...a man who never quits, who can inspire others...in short, a man who can pull the company's bowling team out of last place!" =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= EXPERIENCED PILOTS Mac and Todd, two brothers, went together to an employment agency looking for work. The first brother was called for an interview. "It says here you're a pilot," said the employment counselor. Mac nodded. "Well, that's great. There's a need for an experienced pilots. I have a job for you immediately." With that, Mac left for the airfield. Todd's interview didn't go as well. When asked about his work experience, he replied, "I'm a tree cutter." The counselor said there were no openings for tree cutters. Incensed, Todd demanded: "How come you have a job for my brother and not for me?" "Because your brother is a pilot," explained the counselor. "He has a specialized skill." "What do you mean specialized? I cut the wood, and he piles it!" =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= NIGHT WATCHMAN A man applied for a position as a night watchman at a lumberyard. "And do you feel you're qualified for such a responsible position?" the owner asked. "Definitely, Mr. Reynolds," he replied promptly. "The slightest noise and I'm wide awake."