Cheeky...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 22 Jan 1997 15:18:14 +0000


Hiya All...

Here's a tale about being cheeky in an aircraft...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped
in next to him.  

He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks "and
get me a whisky you cow!" 

The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and
forgets the coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her, she offers to get the coffee
again. The parrot drains its glass and bawls "and get me another whisky
you bitch!"

Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still
no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've
asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll give you a
slap".

Next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out
of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.  

Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who
can't fly you're a cheeky bastard!"