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Mon, 10 Feb 1997 16:38:21 +0000
Hiya People...
Here's one from a mailing list that some of you have seen before...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Walking on the Moon
When Apollo Mission astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon,
he gave his famous "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind"
statement.
Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark:
"Good Luck, Mr Gorsky."
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival
Soviet cosmonaut. However upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either
the Russian or American space programs.
Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the "Good
luck, Mr Gorsky" statement meant. On July 5th, in Tampa Bay FL, while
answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26
year old question to Armstrong. He finally responded.
It seems that Mr Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could answer
the question. When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his
brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in
front of his neigbours' bedroom window. The neighbours were Mr and Mrs
Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs Gorsky
shouting at Mr Gorsky, "ORAL SEX? Oral Sex, you want? You'll get oral
sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"