The Loony Bin
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Mon, 10 Feb 1997 16:39:08 +0000
Hiya People... This one's from Shelley... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- from "ECULAUGH" A young baptist preacher, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help his career if he first took a job as a policeman for several months. He passed the physical examination, and then he took the oral examination to ascertain his alertness of mind and his ability to act quickly and wisely in an emergency. Among other questions he was asked, "What would you do to disperse a frenzied crowd?" He thought for a moment and then said, "I would take up a collection." Dr. L. E. Brown, Jr. Teaching Pastor West Sedona Baptist Church Sedona, Arizona