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Mon, 10 Feb 1997 16:39:08 +0000


Hiya People...

This one's from Shelley...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

  
from "ECULAUGH" 
  
 
A young baptist preacher, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help
his career if he first took a job as a policeman for several months. 

He passed the physical examination, and then he took the oral
examination to ascertain his alertness of mind and his ability to act
quickly and wisely in an emergency. 

Among other questions he was asked, "What would you do to disperse a
frenzied crowd?" 

He thought for a moment and then said, "I would take up a collection." 

 
Dr. L. E. Brown, Jr. 
Teaching Pastor 
West Sedona Baptist Church 
Sedona, Arizona