Lawyer...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 20 Feb 1997 18:00:44 +0000


Hiya People...

It's time to make fun of the lawyers again...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked
him what he was doing there.

The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well,
it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What
are you doing here?"

The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in
Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood
insurance proceeds."

The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how do you start a flood?"