More clever Americans...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 20 Feb 1997 18:00:21 +0000


Hiya All...

Here are some more quotes...sent in by Ingrid...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but
not with all those flies and death and stuff."  (Mariah Carey)

Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why?"
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,
but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
(Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest)

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the
law."  (David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that
he failed to pay his taxes.)

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
your life."  (Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson
for a federal anti-smoking campaign)

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
(Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward)

"Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be
discontinued...Reason: it has been reported to our office that you
expired on January 1, 1976."  (Letter from the Illinois Department of
Public Aid)

"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make
them unsafe."  (Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia)

"After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal,
the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of
David Steele to the post."  (Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools,
Barrington, Rhode Island)

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
in the country."   (Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.)