The Loony Bin
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Mon, 17 Mar 1997 22:46:05 +0000
Hiya Folks...
Here's another nun story for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
After many unbroken years of service to the priest of the parish, an old
nun decided to take a vacation at the seaside. Wanting to make sure the
priest was looked after as well as possible, she instructed a young
sister on each aspect of his care.
When the young nun came in on the first morning with the priest's
breakfast, he told her he had a key between his legs and she had a lock
between hers.
"If I put my key in your lock," he explained to the girl, "it will open
the gates to heaven."
She thought that sounded like a fine idea, and they did it many times
before the old nun came back to resume her duties.
On her return she asked how things had worked out, and the young sister
eagerly explained about the gates of heaven.
"Why, that lying old bastard!" shrieked the nun. "Thirty years ago he
told me that was Gabriel's horn, and I've been blowing it ever since!