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Tue, 1 Apr 1997 19:03:52 +0100


Hiya All...

Here's one from Alan...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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A note from Alan:

You may have to modify this to suit the universities of your choice, but
it suits the Lower Mainland quite nicely.

In case anyone asks, Trinity Western is a Christian university, UBC is
the big one in Vancouver, and SFU is the runt on the hill in Burnaby
(where Shelley and I got our BSc's from).  I suppose BCIT could've been
used just as well.

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Three men were using the urinals in a public restroom.

The first man finished relieving himself, zipped up, strolled to the
sinks and proceeded to wash his hands, using plenty of soap and water
and doing a splendidly thorough job.  As he was drying his hands (with
lots of paper towels), he loftily announced to no one in particular, "At
Trinity Western, I learned to be clean and sanitary." The man then left
the bathroom in a cloud of self-satisfaction.

The second gent zipped up, marched briskly to the sinks, and scrubbed
his hands with much less soap and water than the first man, doing a
splendidly thorough job nonetheless.  As he was drying his hands (with
only one paper towel), he severely announced to no one in particular,"At
UBC, I learned to be clean and sanitary, but I ALSO learned to be
thrifty and environmentally conscious."  He then strode from the
bathroom with a purposeful air.

The third man finished relieving himself, zipped up, and ambled past the
sinks to the door, muttering to himself, "Unlike the other two, at SFU,
I learned NOT to pee on my hands."