The Loony Bin
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Thu, 17 Apr 1997 14:46:10 +0100
Hiya People...
It was inevitable that this would happen...there are more to come...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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SITUATIONS VACANT
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Available immediately.
Thirty Nine positions at Higher Source, a web site development and
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now have quite a few positions to fill.
The individuals at the core of our group have worked closely together
for over 20 years. During those years, each of us has developed a high
degree of skill and know-how through personal discipline and concerted
effort.
We try to stay positive in every circumstance and put the good of a
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No experience is necessary. We will train you to work and think within
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ID is required. Abduction experiences a plus.
We are looking for real team players.
Please send resumes to bunchowackos@highersource.com.