The Loony Bin
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Thu, 22 May 1997 00:17:44 +0100
Hiya Folks... Here's a tale of two rival pastors in trouble... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Two pastors from rival churches get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the first cleric sees the other's collar and says, "So you're with that church. I'm with the church over there." He goes on, "Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days." The other replies: "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God." The first cleric continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle: my car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the other. He agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the first. He, in turn, takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on and hands it back to the other. The other asks, "Aren't you having any?" The first replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police."