Two Rival Pastors...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 22 May 1997 00:17:44 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Here's a tale of two rival pastors in trouble...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Two pastors from rival churches get into a car accident and it's a bad
one. Both cars are totally demolished but, amazingly, neither of the
clerics is hurt.  

After they crawl out of their cars, the first cleric sees the other's
collar and says, "So you're with that church. I'm with the church over
there."

He goes on, "Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are
unhurt.  This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our
days."

The other replies: "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign
from God."

The first cleric continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle:
my car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then he hands the bottle to the other.  

He agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the
first.  

He, in turn, takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on and hands it
back to the other.  

The other asks, "Aren't you having any?" 

The first replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police."