Passover program...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 22 May 1997 00:19:20 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Here's a new program for you...this one's from Shelley...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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               The Passover Program
               THE HAGGADAH - IN COMPUTER COMMAND LANGUAGE
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 Release ISRAEL
 ISRAEL running in slave mode, cannot release
 Set ISRAEL;mode=master
 Pharaoh already running in master mode, cannot change ISRAEL
Set Pharaoh;mode=slave
Command ignored
                    Load Moses
                    Done
                    Deactivate Pharaoh
                    Pharaoh account hard locked;cannot be deactivated
 For i=1 to 10 do plagues
 Are you sure? Y
 Done
 Release ISRAEL
 error: ISRAEL uninitialized
 Set ISRAEL = 600,000
 Done
 Release ISRAEL
  ISRAEL released
 Declare Matza;array(width ,length ,height=0)
                    Done
                    Move ISRAEL to Sinai
                    OPERATOR WARNING! SYSTEM ABOUT TO CRASH! PHARAOH AND 
                    RED SEA HAVE LIMITED YOUR MEMORY SPACE! SAVE YOUR 
                    WORK!
                    Save ISRAEL
                    Specify save device
Save ISRAEL with miracle
 Done
 Move ISRAEL to Sinai
 Done
 For I=1 to 10 do commandments
 Allocation conflict:Commandments cannot be operated with active golden
calf routine
                    Destroy calf
                    Done
                    For I=1 to 10 do commandments
 Done; commandments stored on hard rock device
 Move ISRAEL to desert
 Warning! Command could lead to infinite loop
 Move ISRAEL to desert;limit@ years
 Done
 Move ISRAEL to ISRAEL
Warning: operand terms must be unique
 Move ISRAEL to CANAAN
 Overload: cannot move all of ISRAEL to CANAAN
    set ISRAEL = ISRAEL - (SPIES * 10)
  Done
  Move ISRAEL to CANAAN
 Done