Computer angst...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 25 Jun 1997 22:22:08 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Here are just a few signs that you might not be getting on too well with
your computer...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Top Five Signs You're Not Getting Along With Your Computer

5. There are keyboard markings embedded in your forehead.

4. The store where you bought your computer has a restraining order
against you.

3. A cat outside your window was crushed by a flying bubble-jet printer.

2. The book "Windows 95 for Dummies" mentions you in the author's
forward.

1. Your favorite pastime is using AOL floppy disks for clay pigeon
shooting.