The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Wed, 25 Jun 1997 22:22:08 +0100
Hiya Folks... Here are just a few signs that you might not be getting on too well with your computer... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Top Five Signs You're Not Getting Along With Your Computer 5. There are keyboard markings embedded in your forehead. 4. The store where you bought your computer has a restraining order against you. 3. A cat outside your window was crushed by a flying bubble-jet printer. 2. The book "Windows 95 for Dummies" mentions you in the author's forward. 1. Your favorite pastime is using AOL floppy disks for clay pigeon shooting.