The Honeymoon...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 30 Jul 1997 19:03:30 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Here's a tale of a hillbilly honeymoon...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Once there was a hillbilly boy who, after getting his G.E.D.(high
school equivalency diploma), went to work for his father in the family
business of Rust-Collecting.  One day he met a hillbilly girl and they
hit it off and started dating.  They enjoyed each other's company, and
both liked the same things, like Cow-Tipping and Beater-Car-Smashing.
Eventually, they decided to marry.

After the ceremony, the boy was really looking forward to the wedding
night, and to show how big a deal this marriage was, he took his new
bride to an actual,money-paying Motel.  

When they arrived, his wife went into the bathroom to change, while he
was getting ready himself. She came out of the bathroom dressed in her
sexiest burlap, and the boy grabbed her and tossed her on the bed. "Be
gentle with me," she said,"I'm a virgin."

The boy immediately flew into a rage, got dressed, grabbed the girl
and threw her into the back of his pickup truck.  He screeched to a
stop in front of her parents' house, threw her out, and burned rubber
outta there.  

He drove to his Dad's house and told him the whole story
through eyes filled with tears.  His Dad comforted him and said,"You
did the right thing, son - don't feel bad.  A VIRGIN??!!  Well, if she
wasn't good enough for HER family, she sure isn't good enough for
OURS!!!"