The Loony Bin
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Tue, 26 Aug 1997 23:07:48 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Here are some cow stories for you.
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise
cattle. Friends visited and asked if the ranch had a name.
"Well," said the would-be cattleman, "I wanted to name it the Bar-J. My
wife favored Suzy-Q, one son liked the Flying-W, and the other wanted
the Lazy-Y. So we're calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy-Y."
"But where are all your cattle?" the friends asked.
"None survived the branding."
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There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first cow said, "I tellyou, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty
scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on
the Johnson Farm."
The other cow replies, "Hell, I ain't worried, it don't affect us
ducks."
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There was a herd of cattle all standing on a hill when an earthquake
struck. All of the cows fell down, but the bull remained standing.
The farmer noticing this went out and asked the bull, "Why didn't you
fall down like the rest of the herd.
The bull replied, "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down."
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What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
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*** What do you call a cow with no legs at all? Ground beef