The Loony Bin
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Wed, 27 Aug 1997 01:43:08 +0100
Hiya Loonies... Here's some penis advertising...from Chuckie... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- THE PENIS LIST The Nuprin penis: Little, Yellow, Different. The Equal penis: Tastes like Sugar. The Excedrin penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big. The Sprite penis: Image is nothing, Taste is everything The Snickers penis: It satisfies you. The American Express penis: Don't leave home without it . The Pringles penis: Once you pop, you can't stop. The M&M penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand. The Frosted Flakes penis: They're GGGRRRREEEEAAAAATTT!! The Lucky Charms penis: They're magically delicious. The Energizer penis: It keeps going and going. The Right Guard penis: Anything less is uncivilized. The Jolly Green *Giant* penis: self-explanatory. The Campbells Soup penis: Mmm mmm good. The Kix penis: Kid tested, mother approved. The Tombstone penis: What would you like on your penis? The Ragu penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest. The Purdue penis: More meat, less bone. The All State Penis: You're in good hands. The Beef penis: It's what's for dinner. The Bud Lite Penis: Great taste, less filling. The Subway penis: Where fresh is the taste. The Kentucky Fried Chicken penis: Finger licking good. The Life penis: Mikey likes it. The Twizzler penis: It makes mouths happy. The Nintendo penis: Now you're playing with power. The Robitussin penis: Used by nine out of ten moms. The Crest penis: Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists. The Champion penis: The official penis of the '96 u.s.a. olympic team. The Starburst penis: The juice is loose. The Toyota penis: I love what you do for me. The Citibank penis: It's everywhere you want to be. The Timex penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on ticking. The Dairy Queen penis: Hot eats, cool treats. We treat you right. The Milk penis: It does a body good. (got penis?) The Folger's Crystals penis: the best part of the waking up is a penis in your cup. The Lays penis: Betcha can't eat just one. The Mr. Clean penis: Is it wet or is it dry? The Diet Coke penis: Just for the taste of it. The Juicyfruit penis: The taste is gonna move ya. The Big Red penis: It's longer with big red. The Generic Penis: One size fits all. The Pizza Hut Penis: Makin' it great. Again and Again. The Bounce Penis: With Static-Guard! The Domino's Pizza penis: Delivers in 30 min or less. The Charmin Double Roll penis: It lasts longer because it IS longer. The Bacardi penis: Taste the feeling. The Macintosh penis: Power is everything. The Borg penis: Resistance is futile. The Edge Shaving Cream penis: Ultimate closeness, ultimate comfort. The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, pH-balanced for a woman. The Sanka penis: Get that good to the last drop feeling. The Swiss Miss penis: The taste you can enjoy anytime, anywhere! The Payday penis: Its almost totally nuts! The Yellow Pages penis: Let your fingers do the walking.