A Hole in One...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 16 Sep 1997 14:26:33 -0400 (EDT)


Hiya All...

Here Alan sends us some golfing statements that should be rude but
aren't...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren't:

10.     Nuts...my shaft is bent
 9.      After 18 holes I can barely walk
 8.      You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
 7.      Look at the size of his putter
 6.      Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
 5.      Mind if I join your threesome?
 4.      Stand with your back turned and drop it
 3.      My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
 2.      Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:

 1.      Hold up...I need to wash my balls first


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