Sleeping in the Barn...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 17 Sep 1997 10:49:30 -0400 (EDT)


Hiya Loonies...

Here's a barnyard tale, or perhaps a lawyer story...sent in by Alan...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car.  They run out of gas, and
are forced to stop at a farmers house.  The farmer says that there are
only 2 extra beds, and one person will have to sleep in the barn.  
 
The Hindu says, "I'm humble, I'll sleep in the barn," so he goes out to
the barn.  In a few minutes, the farmer hears a knock on the door.  It's
the Hindu and he says, "There is a cow in the barn. It's against my
beliefs to sleep with a cow."  
 
So the rabbi says, "I'm humble, I'll sleep in the barn."  A few minutes
later, the farmer hears another knock on the door and it's the rabbi.
He says that it is against his beliefs to sleep where there is a pig and
there is a pig in the barn. 
 
So the lawyer is forced to sleep in the barn.  A few minutes later,
there is a knock on the door.  It's the pig and the cow.



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