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Wed, 17 Sep 1997 17:23:43 -0400 (EDT)
Hiya People...
A new version of Cinderella...sent in by Alan...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let
her.
As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,
and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to
the ball, but only on two conditions.
"First, you must wear a diaphragm."
Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"
"You must be home by 12 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn
into a pumpkin."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 12.
The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up.
The fairy godmother becomes worried, but waits some more.
Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and *very*
satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother *looking downwards*,
"Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!
Are you ok??"
"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
"I know of no prince with that kind of power! What was his name?"
"I can't remember, exactly .... Peter Peter, something or other...."
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