Puns...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 18 Sep 1997 09:27:36 -0400 (EDT)


Hiya Folks...

A collection of puns...sent in by Shelley...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and
became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields
and never amounted to much.  The second one, naturally, became known
as the lesser of two weevils.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up
to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other.
One says to the other, "Are you all right?"  "No, I lost an
electron!"
"Are you sure?"  "Yeah, I'm positive!"

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to
eat. He came across two men.  One was sitting under a tree and
reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.  The lion
quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.  Even the
king of the jungle knows readers digest and writers cramp.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.  He sent in
ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would
win.  Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.


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