Dating a Hockey Player...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 23 Oct 1997 13:24:03 -0400 (EDT)


Hiya Folks...

How do you know if you're dating a hockey player...???...thanks to Alan,
now we can all find out...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

         The Top 15 Signs You're Dating a Hockey Player

15> Eating the last Fig Newton gets you bodychecked into the fridge.

14> He's very sensitive on the topic of "stick curvature."

13> When eating steak, asks you to chew it for him.

12> After going out, makes you line up and shake hands with all his
    ex-girlfriends.

11> Constantly gets the urge to whack "Whiskers" out the cat door
    with a broom.

10> It's bad enough he consummates lovemaking by shouting, "He
    scores!"  -- was it really necessary to install the red light
    above his bed?

 9> During arguments he sends you to the penalty box for "2 minutes
    for pissing me off."

 8> Her name is Olga, she's built like Stallone, and she starts a
    fight at least once per period.

 7> He refuses to valet park the Zamboni.

 6> For breakfast, he hands each kid a spoon and tosses an Eggo in
    the middle of the table.

 5> For your anniversary, gives you a charm bracelet made of his
    teeth.

 4> When he tries to "Marv Albert" your back, there's absolutely
    no danger of him breaking the skin.

 3> Demanded credit for an assist when you slept with his best
    friend.

 2> Favorite Restaurant: Dinner in a Blender

    and the Number 1 Sign You're Dating a Hockey Player...

 1> Talks funny and likes to beat up people, but doesn't come from
    Alabama.


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