The Loony Bin
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Thu, 19 Feb 1998 18:53:54 +0000
Hiya All...
There were plenty of movies that made it into the cinemas last summer,
but did you ever wonder about the ones which were never made...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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The Top 13 Rejected Summer Movie Concepts
13 "Liar, Liar II: Pants on Fire"
12 "Florist Gump"
11 "Indiana Jones & the Craftmatic Adjustable Bed of Doom"
10 "Space Jam Van Damme" -- Jean Claude kicks the crap out of both
Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny.
9 "Honey, the Profits are Shrinking"
8 Oliver Stone proves the Internet is run by the Russian Mafia in
"Amerika OnLine"
7 "Double Trouble" -- Those wacky Redgrave sisters take on the Israeli
army.
6 "Missionary Position Impossible"
5 "Field of Dreams II: The Parking Garage"
4 "AnnaNiconda!" -- Your grandfather and his wallet will have the
life squeezed out of them.
3 "To Wong Foo: So Long, and Thanks for Staying in the Lincoln Bedroom,
Hillary Clinton"
2 "Weekend at Bernie's, Part III" -- Starring River Phoenix
and the Number 1 Rejected Summer Movie Concept...
1 "Michael Jackson's Private Parts"
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