The Loony Bin
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andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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11 Mar 1998 23:50:08 -0000
This Message Is Sponsored By: ListBot Get a free mailing list for your web site! Visit http://www.listbot.com/ today. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Can't get enough humor? How about another joke a day? http://freespace.virgin.net/richard.rees/ or subscribe directly with a message to tristram@mindless.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hiya Loonies... Here's a tale of some perfect people... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******************************************************* ******************************************************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- It seems that this perfect man met this perfect woman and they got married. One day on December 24, they were driving down the road and they noticed a man stranded by the side of the road. This was no ordinary man, it was Santa Claus. Being the perfect people that they were, they offered Santa a ride because he was in a hurry to get his toys delivered. So the perfect man and perfect woman sped up to deliver Santa to his destination on time. Alas, the roads were slippery and the car got into an accident and 2 of the 3 people were killed. Can you guess who survived? (answer below) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Since Santa Claus and a Perfect Man are both myths...the perfect woman had to survive. ----------------------------------------------------------------- This message was sent via ListBot. To remove yourself from this list, please visit http://www.listbot.com/remove.html -----------------------------------------------------------------