The Loony Bin
(
loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Thu, 14 May 1998 00:08:02 +0100
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Hiya People...
As many of you know, sometimes the truth is stranger than
fiction...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords...
1. "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until
it is cleared."
2. "I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and
burnt my knob off."
3. "This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from
the man next door."
4. "I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away
from the wall."
5. "I request your permission to remove my drawers in the
kitchen."
6. "Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three
pieces."
7. "Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk.
Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant."
8. "Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a
funny color and not fit to drink."
9. "Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an
old age pensioner and need it straight away."
10. "When the workmen were here they put their tools in my
wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean
tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy."
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