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Tue, 30 Jun 1998 13:42:52 +0100
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Hiya All...
Here's a barber doing his duty...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A priest went into a Washington, D.C., barbershop, got his hair
cut and asked how much he owed.
"No charge, Father," the barber said. "I consider it a service
to the Lord."
When the barber arrived at his shop the next morning, he found a
dozen small prayer booklets on the stoop along with a thank you
note from the priest.
A few days later a police officer came in.
"How much do I owe you?" the cop asked after his haircut.
"No charge, officer," the barber answered. "I consider it a
service to my community."
The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts on the stoop
along with a thank you note from the police officer.
A few days after that, a Senator walked in for a haircut.
"How much do I owe you?" he asked afterward.
"No charge," the barber replied. "I consider it a service to my
country."
The next morning when he arrived at the shop, the barber found a
dozen Senators waiting on the stoop.
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