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Hiya Loonies...
Here are some quotes that have come from the recent World Cup...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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WORLD CUP ONE-LINERS
"Pires has got something about him, he can go both ways
depending on who's facing him" - David Pleat
"Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball" - Ian St John
"The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very
early in the game" - Kevin Keegan
"Moreano thought that the full back was gonna come up behind and
give him one really hard" - Big Ron
"Adams is stretching himself, looking for Seaman" - Brian Moore
"I wouldn't be surprised if this game went all the way to the
finish" - Ian St John
"Apart from their goals, Norway haven't scored" - Terry Venables
"The Croatians don't play well without the ball" - Barry Venison
"It had to go in, but it didn't" - Peter Drury
"That's lifted the crowd up into the air" - Barry Davies
"He never fails to hit the target. But that was a miss." - Bobby
Robson
"Batistuta is very good at pulling off defenders" - Kevin Keegan
*** More Kevin Keegan specials:
"Only one team can win this game...and that team is England",
followed by Brian Moore "But wait a minute, here's Dan
Petrescu................."
"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose"
"That would have been a goal if the goalkeeper hadn't saved it"
"I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today,
except that it's completely different"
"A tremendous strike which hit the defender full on the arm -
and it nearly came off"
*** Some Big Rons:
"Zidane is not very happy, because he's suffering from the wind"
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can
see it all over their faces"
"They've picked their heads up off the ground and they now have
a lot to carry on their shoulders"
"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw"
"He sliced the ball when he had it on a plate"
"I'm afraid they've left their legs at home"
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