The Loony Bin
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Wed, 30 Sep 1998 01:45:47 +0100
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- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at
his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
Then this big trouble-making truck driver stops next to him,
takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man,
I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just
can't see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I
overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss,
outraged, fired me. When I left the building to go to my car, I
found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do
nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab
driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my wallet in
the cab. I got home to find my wife was in bed with the
gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was
thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink
my poison..."
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