Blonde Kidnapper...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Wed, 28 Oct 1998 04:01:13 +0000


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Hiya People...

In the world of internet humour, blondes always seem to come up
a bit short...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she
decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a
tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow
morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan
tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground.
Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him
home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde
checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the
pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with
a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"


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