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Wed, 10 Mar 1999 02:37:56 +0000
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Hiya People...
So how smart is Johnny...???
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Johnnie says, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister's in the
third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third grade!"
The teacher had had enough. As a result, she took Johnnie to the
principal's office and explained Johnnie's request.
While Johnnie waited in the outer office, the teacher explained the
situation to the principal. The principal told Johnnie's teacher that he
would give the boy a test and if Johnnie failed to answer any of the
special questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave.
The teacher agreed. Johnnie was brought into the room. The principal
told Johnnie his terms and Johnnie agreed.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Johnnie: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Johnnie: "36"
Principal: "What is 9 x 9?"
Johnnie: "81"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader
should know. Johnnie appeared to have a strong case. The principal
looked at the teacher and told her, "I think Johnnie can go on to the
third grade."
The teacher, knowing Little Johnnie's tendency toward sexual wisecracks,
said to the principal, "Let *me* ask him some questions before we make
that decision?"
The principal and Johnnie both agreed, Johnnie with a sly look on his
face.
The teacher began by asking, "What does a cow have 4 of that I have only
2 of?"
Johnnie: "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal's eyes open wide! Before he could stop Johnnie's expected
answer, Johnnie said, "Pockets."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "I think
we should put Johnnie in the fifth grade. I missed the last two
questions myself!"
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