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Mon, 15 Mar 1999 04:33:49 +0000
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Hiya Folks...
This one's great...it's from Dmitri...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we
were talking, I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows 98 on my
PC and was very happy with this operating system.
I also showed him the Windows 98 CD. To my surprise, he threw it into my
microwave oven and turned on the oven. Naturally, I got upset because
the CD had become precious to me but he said:
"Do not worry, it is unharmed."
After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a
close look at it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold to touch and it
seemed to be heavier than before.
At first I could not see anything, but then on the inner edge of the
central hole I saw an inscription; an inscription finer than anything I
had ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet
remote, as if out of a great depth:
4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C204F6E65204F5320746
F2066696E64207468656D2CDA4F6E65204F5320746F206272696E67207468656D20
616C6C20616E6420696E20746865206461726B6E6573732062696E64207468656D
"I cannot understand the fiery letters," I said.
"No," he said "but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but
the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in
common English, this is what it says:
One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."
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