The Loony Bin
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Tue, 23 Mar 1999 02:48:03 +0000
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya People... Here are some slogans Microsoft might like to use... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Alternative Windows Slogans 1. Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS. 2. Double your drive space: Delete Windows! 3. Windows and DOS: A turtle and its shell. 4. Microsoft gives you Windows - OS/2 gives you the whole house. 5. A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle. 6. Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows. 7. Error #152 - Windows not found: [C]heer [P]arty [D]ance. 8. I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better 9. I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying. 10. My latest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows. 11. OS/2 ... Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates. 12. Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [H]ell Yes! 13. Windows: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy. 14. Windows: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty. 15. How do you want to crash today? Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com Start Your Own FREE Email List at http://www.listbot.com/