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Fri, 26 Mar 1999 02:44:34 +0000
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya All... Here's confirmation of the old saying..."Beware of Greeks bearing gifts"... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Hey Hector, This was forwarded to me by Cassandra - it looks legit. Please distribute to Priam, Hecuba, and your 99 siblings. Thanks, Laocoon > WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! > > IF YOU RECEIVE A GIFT IN THE SHAPE OF A LARGE WOODEN HORSE DO NOT > DOWNLOAD IT!!!! It is EXTREMELY DESTRUCTIVE and will overwrite your > ENTIRE CITY! > > The "gift" is disguised as a large wooden horse about two stories > tall. It tends to show up outside the city gates and appears to be > abandoned. DO NOT let it through the gates! It contains hardware > that is incompatible with Trojan programming, including a crowd of > heavily armed Greek warriors that will destroy your army, sack your > town, and kill your women and children. If you have already received > such a gift, DO NOT OPEN IT! Take it back out of the city unopened > and set fire to it by the beach. > > FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW! > > Poseidon Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com Start Your Own FREE Email List at http://www.listbot.com/