Greeks Bearing Gifts...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Fri, 26 Mar 1999 02:44:34 +0000


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Hiya All...

Here's confirmation of the old saying..."Beware of Greeks bearing
gifts"...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Hey Hector,

This was forwarded to me by Cassandra - it looks legit. Please
distribute to Priam, Hecuba, and your 99 siblings.

Thanks,

Laocoon

> WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
>
> IF YOU RECEIVE A GIFT IN THE SHAPE OF A LARGE WOODEN HORSE DO NOT
> DOWNLOAD IT!!!! It is EXTREMELY DESTRUCTIVE and will overwrite your
> ENTIRE CITY!
>
> The "gift" is disguised as a large wooden horse about two stories
> tall.  It tends to show up outside the city gates and appears to be
> abandoned.  DO NOT let it through the gates! It contains hardware
> that is incompatible with Trojan programming, including a crowd of
> heavily armed Greek warriors that will destroy your army, sack your
> town, and kill your women and children. If you have already received
> such a gift, DO NOT OPEN IT! Take it back out of the city unopened
> and set fire to it by the beach.
>
> FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!
>
> Poseidon


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