The Loony Bin
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Sun, 28 Mar 1999 23:48:09 +0100
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Hiya All...
Let's look at just one of the problems facing a vampire bat...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A young vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh
blood and perched himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Before long, all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him
about where he got it. He was tired and needing a rest, so he told them
to please leave him alone. However, it was clear that he wasn't going to
get any sleep until he satisfied their curiosity.
"OK!" he said with exasperation, "follow me," and he flew out of the
cave with hundreds of bats following close behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across the river and into the deep
forest. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly gathered
around him.
"Do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!"
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