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Sun, 25 Apr 1999 01:50:34 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya Folks... Here is some information on the very latest computer viruses... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Lewinsky Virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. Kenneth Starr Virus: Competely examines every aspect of your computer, then compiles a complex report that discredits every aspect of your computer. Ronald Reagan Virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. Mike Tyson Virus: Quits after two bytes. Spits everything out. Oprah Winfrey Virus: Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB. Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus: Deletes all old files. Ellen Degeneres Virus: Disks can no longer be inserted. Titanic Virus: Your whole computer goes down. Disney Virus: Everything in your computer goes Goofy. Prozac Virus: Screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. Joey Buttafuoco Virus: Only attacks minor files. Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus: Terminates zome viles, leaves, but it vill be baaack. Lorena Bobbit Virus: Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows. Viagra Virus: Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. Clinton Virus: Gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com Start Your Own FREE Email List at http://www.listbot.com/