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Thu, 8 Apr 1999 22:45:34 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya People... Here's how to work out whether the Viagra's working... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- - At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a meeting, the table floats. - Your face is very pale due to lack of blood. - When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds. They begin to call you 'the tripod'. - You begin to think your mother in law is pretty. - Sunbathing nude outside standing: Birds perch on it. - Sunbathing nude outside lying down: You look like a sundial. - Everyone at the bank, grocery, etc... lets you go to the front of the line... - Compared to you, Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar. - You always lose limbo contests. - Lewinsky wants you to be president someday. - You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a stick. - You like to sleep on your back, so you had to remove the ceiling fan. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com Start Your Own FREE Email List at http://www.listbot.com/